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                                                         Family Laughter Time

Take a few minutes and sit down for a round of laughter with your family. These simple jokes can bring a grin to anyone’s face. Laughter is a great medicine! Enjoy! 

Mr. Pepin 


1. Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide. 

2. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 

3. What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry, I've got you covered.

4. Why did the girl eat her homework?  Her teacher said it was a piece of cake.

5. What did the nut say when it got a cold?  Cashew. 

6. What did the stamp say to the envelope? Stick with me and we'll go places! 

7. Where does a snowman keep his money? A snow bank.

8. Why couldn’t the pony sing?  She was a little horse.

9. Why was the weightlifter frustrated?  He was surrounded by dumbbells. 

10. How does a cucumber become a pickle?  It goes through a jarring experience.

11. Why did the scuba divers laugh when they got near the coral reef?  Because they saw a clownfish.

12.Why did the melon jump in the lake? Because she wanted to be a watermelon.

13. Why didn't the teddy bear want dessert? She was stuffed. 

14. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Finding half a worm.

15. What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon aid. 

16. How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it

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